Twirling Through It

Twirling Through It

Home
Archive
About
Big Gay Phonies
On Halston, Colton, Ellen and the Pretension Pitfall of Queerness
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
17
Five Minutes Before the Recess Bell
Simmer down, class.
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
31
The Unsung Power of Shutting the Hell Up
On recognizing when you're straying outside your lane
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
14
De-Loving Queerness
When the rainbow isn't enough.
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
15
Who Watches the Swole Men?
On who gets to be an unhealthy hero and who doesn't.
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
13
The Pinocchio Syndrome
It’s a source of great pride for us that we have never once uttered the words “Have you checked out our blog?” or “You should listen to the podcast we…
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
50
Goodbye, Normal Jeans
Throwing out all the little souvenirs of a terrible year
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
10
Twitter Won't Save The World
Don't Blame it on the Algorithm
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
19
Living in an Ever-Changing Now
When "return to normal" means something other than what you'd hoped.
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
11
On Pride: Keep the Kink, Lose the Cops
Let the puppies play.
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
5
If Horses Were Cancelled
There’s no such thing as cancel culture except for when there is.
 • 
Tom and Lorenzo
13
© 2025 Tom and Lorenzo
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture